Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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