I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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