this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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