thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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