Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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