Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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