Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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