"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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