It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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