I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
