we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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