didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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