: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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