dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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