yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she pinky promised me she was 18
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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