Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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