I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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