I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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