Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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