just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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