Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Alive.
So much puke
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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