Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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