just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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