Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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