I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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