So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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