When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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