so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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