You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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