If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish i was in the wii world.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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