Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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