All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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