Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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