scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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