so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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