So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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