He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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