No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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