did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
