I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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