doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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