normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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