Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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