I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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