Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
