they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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