We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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