thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
