Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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