Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
how drunk are you?
Several
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
