i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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